This is quite interesting, thus I take the effort to "copy-and-paste" here for all to read~!
Heee...
THE ORIGINAL VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, he never was yours....
THE PESSIMIST VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, well, as expected, he never was.
THE OPTIMIST VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
Don't worry, he will come back.
THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, ask him why.
THE IMPATIENT VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he doesn't comes back within some time limit,
forget him!
THE PATIENT VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he doesn't come back, continue to wait until he comes back...
THE PLAYBOY VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he comes back, and if you love him still, set him free again,
Repeat process!
THE LAWYER'S VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of
the Woman's Charter clearly states that...
THE TECHNOLOGY COMPANY VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he comes back,
I think we can charge him for re-installation fees and tell him
That he's also going to get an upgrade.
THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he loves you, the probability of him coming back is high.
If he doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.
THE POSSESSIVE VERSION:
If you love someone, don't ever set him free.
THE MBA VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free... instantaneously...
and look for others simultaneously.
THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he comes back, his super ego is dominant.
If he doesn't come, back his id is supreme.
If he doesn't go, he must be crazy.
THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.
If he doesn't, write him off as an asset gone bad.
THE MARKETING VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he comes back, he has brand loyalty.
If he doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.
THE ENGINEER'S VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
Proceed then to calculate the forces in the ‘x', ‘y' and ‘z' directions
Find the resultant force, which will determine if he comes back or not.
The above is linked from http://fairyjuice.livejournal.com/, one of the few bloggers i read, everyday, at work la..
Hee.. its like a daily routine. =)
Heee...
THE ORIGINAL VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, he never was yours....
THE PESSIMIST VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, well, as expected, he never was.
THE OPTIMIST VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
Don't worry, he will come back.
THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, ask him why.
THE IMPATIENT VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he doesn't comes back within some time limit,
forget him!
THE PATIENT VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he doesn't come back, continue to wait until he comes back...
THE PLAYBOY VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he comes back, and if you love him still, set him free again,
Repeat process!
THE LAWYER'S VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of
the Woman's Charter clearly states that...
THE TECHNOLOGY COMPANY VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he comes back,
I think we can charge him for re-installation fees and tell him
That he's also going to get an upgrade.
THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he loves you, the probability of him coming back is high.
If he doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.
THE POSSESSIVE VERSION:
If you love someone, don't ever set him free.
THE MBA VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free... instantaneously...
and look for others simultaneously.
THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he comes back, his super ego is dominant.
If he doesn't come, back his id is supreme.
If he doesn't go, he must be crazy.
THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.
If he doesn't, write him off as an asset gone bad.
THE MARKETING VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he comes back, he has brand loyalty.
If he doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.
THE ENGINEER'S VERSION:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
Proceed then to calculate the forces in the ‘x', ‘y' and ‘z' directions
Find the resultant force, which will determine if he comes back or not.
The above is linked from http://fairyjuice.livejournal.com/, one of the few bloggers i read, everyday, at work la..
Hee.. its like a daily routine. =)
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